Girl Bodies

Like fingerprints, no two bodies are the same.  In my personal and professional opinion, professional since I am a girl, no two feminine bodies are the same.  Bumps, bruises and scars can add to this mix as well as ethnography.  Today, I will be taking you into some of the most common categories of girl bodies.

First, there is the 'Celery Chick'.  This girl could have a major career in runway modeling, because she is built like the primary, negative calorie snack eaten by fashionistas, celery!  These girls usually extend 12 inches or less in every direction.  Her thighs you could probably easily wrap a hand around, and her chest could be used as a serving tray.  This petite miss usually looks best in Audrey Hepburn like LBD's, and over sized sweaters with leggings or maxi dresses.

Next, there's the 'Ice Cream Cone'.  This is one of the body types that I identify with.  When I say ice cream cone, I mean they kind of have some roll action going on, in the shape of a DQ cone.  This isn't something that they should be ashamed of, especially if they know how to decorate the cone with some sprinkles and topping! These girls are always looking fly in some large, flashy jewelry.  Accessories are always key to this girl's look.  A cute crop tee or tank with a cami, cardigan and hip hugging jeans can go a long way as well as a bright, thin belt that accents the smallest part of her body.

The body type that I wish I had was the 'Kardashian'.  Not only because I have a totally family crush on the Kardashian family, and sometimes imagine myself being their long lost sister, or Rob's girlfriend, but they have God given curves.  These girls have a lot up top, little in the middle and are bumpin' in the back.  Almost an old fashion Coke bottle shape, but 100% better.  These girls look good in basically anything.  High waist skirts and pants look fabulous, as well as form fitted mini-dresses with blazers.

The 'Jillian Michaels' is probably the most intimidating look.  Every muscle on this girl's body is toned to absolute perfection.  This girl could walk around in a sports bra, compression shorts and earrings and it would like like a Versace gown.  These girls need to show off their arms and legs as much as possible.  Form fitting tanks, cropped shirts with hip hugging Daisy Duke's and minis will look killer on her.  She could even keep her Nikes on for a fun, sporty, look.

If there is one celebrity that I probably don't like, which is very rare for me, its probably 'Pippa Middleton'.  These girls are usually the ones that post a million photos on Instagram and Twitter of them in their sparkly form fitting dresses and neon bikinis.  This girl theoretically has the perfect body. A little bit of Jillian going on, with a Kardashian like behind.  These girls should rock their toned legs in a pair of skinny jeans or yoga pants.  Bandarelles with sheer tops should be staples in her closet.

Let's get one thing straight.  Even though Vogue tells us differently, one body isn't superior to another.  Every girl looks good, especially naked.  Fashion is about girls, let's be real.  Do you really think dudes sit around and say, "Man that girl at the party really looked stunning in that studded vest." NO. They don't say that.

Every body looks fabulous, you just have to know how to market it, not to impress idiot boys, but to make ourselves feel better.  We can look confident, sexy, professional, goofy, thug, anything we want for our own sake, we don't have to prove to anyone. In the end, just a smile says it all.